[Felix snorts in non-amusement. Betrayal as a common thread--what joy of joys to share in common with the others here. For a moment he's silent, not entirely certain why he felt the need to share this story. But maybe it had just been inevitable. He liked to talk; he liked to talk about himself; and this had been such a pivotal experience in his life, newly minted, unspoken of until now. Definitely inevitable.

His voice isn't exactly brighter when he continues but the edge disappears into sarcasm anyway.]

Well, I guess that should be expected considering the call. [beat] And hey, it makes for great material for bonding, don't you think? Misery loves company after all.